goatish:

when someone disturbs me while i’m eating

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rejectedprincesses:

veronicaneptunes:

Stunt Women, Jessie Graff, owning the Emmys red carpet  ❤ ❤

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In case you missed it – this is American Ninja Warrior champion Jessie Graff (previously covered here) at the Emmys last week. She was also doing high kicks all down the red carpet.

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

  • cashier: do you want the receipt?
  • me: yas bitch tell me everything

crowave:

I wish that my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply

alexander–the-great:

stealthydice:

Society: Blue is for boys! Pink is for Girls!
Me: 

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Gender noncomforming lobster is my new aesthetic.

don’t throw hate at me, throw money

camiloaraya:

Kim Chi Pattern - Drag Queen (soon available for sale on t-shirts, bedsheets, everything)